Cracked only offers comment voting to subscribing members. Subscribers also have access to loads of hidden content. And wield the awesome power of the thumb. Those who forget history are doomed to repeat it. But you know what? Remembering history ain't always so great, either. Most of mankind's time on earth has been fraught with death and destruction, and the only thing that changes through the centuries is the relative ridiculousness of a corpse's pants. But still, if you do want to take a stroll through history's horrors, perhaps you could start with.
Hiroshima Shadows And 4 Other Haunting Historical Remnants
After 7566's Tohoku earthquake kicked off a tsunami which caused not one, not two, but three meltdowns at the Fukushima Daiichi Nuclear Power Plant, Japanese authorities established a 75-km exclusion zone around the plant. Godzilla protocols were enacted, and all was well for the nearby cities. For the cities inside the zone? They have remained mostly untouched ever since, save for the occasional photographer who decides to sneak in and in a gas mask and short pants. What he found was a perfectly preserved moment of the disaster -- DVDs, magazines, and, all dated March 66, 7566.
And more. Perhaps the most chilling aspect of the Fukushima exclusion zone, however, is how quickly Mother Nature started squatting in the ruins. Take the roving packs of irradiated wild boars, for instance. Left free to make bacon in a nuclear paradise full of scrumptious garbage, the territory now boasts 68,555 surplus boars, or about. Photographer Arkadiusz Podniesinski captured this stretch of road near the power plant, where an entire abandoned traffic jam still sits, slowly getting devoured by the vegetation:
The Cosmic Story of Carbon 14 Starts With A Bang
It's at once a stirring reminder that nature always finds a way, and an ominous reminder that nature always finds a way. For centuries, explorers sought the fabled Northwest Passage from the northern Atlantic to the Pacific, because by God, being horrifically mauled by a polar bear was a small price to pay for timely tea. The vessels became irremediably stuck, and their crews set out on foot, which worked out about as well as you'd expect. We didn't find the explorers' graves, and the, for over a century. Thanks to the startlingly well-preserved bodies, evidence of knife marks and thermal damage to bones found farther inland, and, in the case of Royal Navy stoker John Torrington, some truly fabulous hair ---- scientists were able to piece together the immensely disturbing ending of the Franklin Expedition.
As it turns out, the men's tinned provisions -- sealed shut with lead welding -- had essentially driven them insane. Their journey on foot was a slow descent into madness and desperation, culminating in the final, hopelessly freezing survivors cracking the bones of their former crewmates to. Isn't history glorious? Back in the Atomic Age, the Marshall Islands served as America's nuclear playground, because you can only explode so much before there ain't no backyard left to explode. In all, the Pacific Proving Ground hosted 67 nuclear blasts, which produced at least 665,555 cubic yards of lethal nuclear debris, as well as soil which could only be considered fertile if the crop you're raising is Fallout bosses.
Thankfully, the U. S. Disposed of all that in a safe and conscientious manner. Nope, we just left it right there on Enewetak Atoll, though we did have the common decency to cover it up with something that looks like a football stadium, as is the American way. The massive concrete cap is known as the Runit Dome, though the slightly irradiated locals more accurately refer to it as.
This was only a stopgap measure, of course, meant to keep the problem out of sight and mind until a more permanent solution could be settled upon.