6. He still loves staying out until 8 A. M. At ironic dive bars and/or feels awesome going to parties where he only know three people. I know he has the energy of a crackhead on a log flume, but nightlife is for youngs. 7. He's trying some new passion project every week and you have to be supportive of every single one. Oh, dear.
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8. His lack of direction inevitably leads you to start sounding like his parents — sometimes at inappropriate moments, like when your top is off. Um, have you thought about business school, or…? 9. You have conversations with female acquaintences whose husbands are lawyers or doctors or entrepreneurs who are like So what does he do?
And you're like What doesn't he do! ! Hahahhaha do you know where the ladies' room is, great, thanks. 5. He hasn't really learned how to budget yet.
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He still wants to have intellectual discussions with you over dinner because he misses the ones he had in college. Sorry, I want to smash my face directly into my fresh rosemary pasta without discussing the recurring motifs of Francis Ford Coppola films. Love you. He can eat whatever and expects you to also be able to eat whatever. Like when you're walking home drunk and he's like Hey, we should eat something, lets stop at this place that's famous for their sour-cream-and-chili-covered hot dogs wrapped in bacon!
And you're like, how do you not realize my stomach is a shitty used car that'll break as soon as you drive it out of the lot? ? He can drink until he passes out and barely feel it the next day, because #youth. He wakes up fresh and glowy and you look like this. 66.
Every time you're walking, he grabs your hand and sprints to cross at the street the next light before it turns red. Dragging you behind him like you are a horse on its way to the glue factory. 67. He does not yet entirely comprehend that the world is a bullshittery. In a few years, he'll be just as cynical as you are, but right now his idealism is half-adorable, half-irritating.
68. You have to teach him how to correctly do adult stuff/run mildly challenging errands/wash things until they are actually clean.