His 'cute' obsession with milk turns into the bane of your life. 'You didn't just drink the whole carton again? ! ' and his tendency to forget (everything) is no longer forgivable. 7. You're best friendsYou know you're best friends when you finish each other's sentences and have so many inside jokes that people think you're the 'weird couple'. The courting's over ladies! Dressing to impress, wearing perfume and matching undies - yeah that only happens on special occasions now.
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You need to know if you have food in your teeth and you're not afraid to ask him. You'd think once taught never forgotten, right? Who are we kidding - he'll never stop trying to bypass foreplay! (And they wonder why we fake it sometimes. )Peeing in front of each other?
No big deal. Your bathroom time is far from 'private' anymore. . You hate it when she treats him like a ten-year-old. He's a MAN, can't you see that?
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It's no joking matter, all you have to do is give him 'the look' and he'll know where he stands. Don't mess with me. After the one-year mark men are prone to the following: letting their guards down (a little too much), taking you for granted and pissing you off. You both get lazy about going out.
Ordering take out and a movie marathon (of your choice) is more of your thing now. In fact, you're basically the only friend each other has. 66. Farting becomes funnyYou're both so comfortable that unleashing the odd fart isn't really that big of a deal any more. Nor is belching.
Lets just say if you forget to buy her flowers on Valentine's Day you're in for a BAD night. He's WAY less careful with his jokes, You look pregnant in that. Not. Funny. 69.
Post-sex cuddling isn't important anymoreGone are the days when you lay there wondering what he's thinking about and if he really enjoyed it. The Voice starts in TEN. If you've made it this far congratulations!