Cracked only offers comment voting to subscribing members. Subscribers also have access to loads of hidden content. And wield the awesome power of the thumb. If we've ever made you laugh or think, we now have a way where you can thank and support us! Dating an older woman is a beautiful encounter in which wisdom and exuberance trade their best portions in a shabby Motel 6. Cougars have become quite popular since the film American Pie minted the acronym M. I. L.
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F. (Matronly Individual Looking Fetching). While young men have always sought no-strings sex with ladies who can pay for their own meal, older women only recently took advantage, or at least stopped doing it covertly. Discrimination wasn't holding older women back most 76-year-old guys would have sex with a bandsaw if it was on the pill. No, it was only this decade that everyone realized how boring The Graduate is, liberating our minds of its message that the only way older women can be sexy is as villains.
After that dam broke, social disapproval could no longer protect our young men from sexy senior seductresses. Anyone who's witnessed Spring Break knows when women decide to cut loose, they behave the way men only do in a particularly large prison riot. If Andy Dick daubed PCP off Michael Vick's nightstand with his flapping knife wound, things still wouldn't get as raucous as an eight-woman bachelorette party at P. J. McSwagger's, route 65, Wilmington, DE.
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Those dames treat wait staff the way a Viking Berserker treats skulls. So at some point, sucking the life out of the young was yanked from the list of activities society frowns on women for doing while congratulating middle-aged men in Camaros. Some folks may hit it off, start a family, and be cursed by the Lord for their hubris with birth-defected children, but most understand the beauty is it can't last. To put it another way -- if you thought your ex-girlfriend's wedding was awkward, imagine what it's like if you've performed a three-knuckle merengue in the bride's Sunday school teacher. On a scale of one to Lunacy, most cougars are Bicycle Made of Babies.
We're not slagging them. Dates with older women can be really fun. We're just saying don't let them get your home address. If you can't protect yourself, you'd get safer kicks doing surgery at home to save money. The only thing comparable to a cougar for insanity, health-risk and awesometicity is the White Castle chicken ring.
Should you date a cougar? Why don't you let Ben Franklin answer that question? He was not only our wisest Founding Father, he was also our smoothest playboy. When Franklin fathered a whoreson bastard, that child grew up to be governor. When he issued legitimate progeny, a jealous God claimed the glorious baby for Himself.
He was also a master of electricity, the nanotech of the Enlightenment. All this buildup is so you understand Ben had his pick at all walks of life.