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Online dating: It is not that hard, and yet so many people make it so hard. I ve been documenting OKCupid atrocities for a while now, and a lot of themes crop up in the terrible messages that daters send me for, um, critiquing. This is how to send a semi-decent online dating message in nine easy steps. A one-sentence message probably isn t saying enough, but you also don t want to send a. Responding to a few items in a person s profile will take somewhere between three and eight sentences if you find yourself writing a, work that delete key. Sure, it s a pain to actually read through profiles and send unique messages to each person, but aren t you here to find a date? Learn a little something about the person you re messaging, and reference that in your communiqu.

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Hey gurl, luv ur pics is not going to get a response. More likely to get a response: A message that is directly responsive to several things in the object of your affection s profile. So you ve caught on that hey wuzz up is generally understood to be an unoriginal message. Congratulations! However, copying and pasting some, rambling message isn t going to trick someone into thinking you wrote all of that for them. We know you re trying to be random or funny with your ridiculous message about / / getting divorced / giraffes / or whatever other inappropriate thing you are messaging to dozens of people at once. It s not clever. It also doesn t trick anyone (other than the slowest people on the internet) into thinking you wrote that totally nonsensical message just for us. Funny is good, but if you are not actually funny, don t strain anything trying to be. Straightforward and nice is infinitely better than trying to be funny and failing miserably.

There are lots of reasons why someone might not message you back. There are lots of reasons why someone may sign into OK Cupid, check their messages, and not message you back. They simply might not be interested in you. Or, they might be checking their inbox quickly, and will respond later. Or, they might not check their inbox very often. But the quickest way to get yourself classified as a psycho is to message someone more than once without getting a reply. You messaged them. They saw it, or will see it. Now have patience, or set your sights on one of the 65,555 other single people in your area. Repeat messaging says, I am a creep with boundary issues. And sure, there s someone out there for everyone, but you will widen your dating pool by not being a creep with boundary issues.

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So instead of stating the obvious ( ), point to what it was that attracted you to their personality (or at least the fragment of their personality that they put on the internet). Oh and just to be clear: Commenting on how a woman could be your Nubian queen or your is not substantive. Even if you do have a, announcing it will do you zero favors (although if you do have a creepy racial fetish, maybe deal with that through pornography and therapy, and don t bring real live human beings into it? )Does her profile say she s a lesbian and you re a straight guy with a weakness for? Sorry pal, but she s not gonna be into you, no matter how hard her floppy hair makes you. Do you live in Tennessee and are up for some long-distance chatting but she s in New York and wants someone local? Move on to someone who s interested in people of your gender, location, age, etc. The beauty of internet dating is that we all get to specify what we want. Respect that and don t waste anyone s time including your own. ).

Is there some low-self-esteem lady out there who might respond to a message about how ugly she is? Sure, maybe, but the odds are slim and since this is the internet, even women who have been strongly socialized to be nice to cretins in bars are able to hit the delete key. Unless both of you make it clear in your profiles that you are on this site for sex and only sex, keep the message PG yes, even if there s a mention of something sexual in the person s profile, and yes, even if you think your sexual reference is cute or funny or clever. We all want to get laid and we all have our sexual proclivities, and if we like something in particular we may mention it on our dating profile. But even if there s a recognition that we, like almost every other adult human being, sometimes enjoy having our genitals touched, there s no need to go all porno upon first introduction. There s no need to go even a porno. Until you ve gone actual porno in real life, leave the porno-chat alone. No one wants to date sad-sack, and no one wants to hear about your terrible past dating life the first time they talk to you. We re all internet dating here it follows that we are all single and perhaps don t want to be. So don t whine about your lack of a love life, don t lament the fact that you re such a but women are such bitches, and definitely because you re lonely. Sell yourself!

If you want extra credit (and a better chance at a response) be a little bit witty. Remember that nearly everyone likes someone who takes an interest in them. So respond to what s in their profile and ask a question or two. Don t make it The Sad-Face Show. Keep it breezy. Stick to these rules, be kinda funny, try not to be a clich machine (you love to laugh and couldn t live without your family and friends? ! OMG ME TOO! ) and your profile should be at least marginally acceptable (and hopefully won t end up here for the wrong reasons). If you ve got your own online dating horror stories, drop them below, or. The A(n)nals of Online Dating is a weekly column about How We Date Now, from the proprietor of, showing off the best of the worst internet dating has to offer.

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