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The father invited the fiance to his study for a talk. 'So what are your plans? ' the father asked the young man. 'I am a biblical scholar, ' he replied. 'A Biblical scholar. Hmmm, ' the father said. 'Admirable, but what will you do to provide a nice house for my daughter to live in? ' 'I will study, ' the young man replied, 'and God will provide for us.

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' 'And how will you buy her a beautiful engagement ring, such as she deserves? ' asked the father. 'I will concentrate on my studies, ' the young man replied, 'God will provide for us. ' 'And children? 'How will you support children?

' 'Don't worry, sir, God will provide, ' replied the fiance. The conversation proceeded like this, and each time the father questioned, the young idealist insisted that God would provide. Later, the mother asked, 'How did it go, Honey? ' The father answered, 'He has no job and no plans, and he thinks I'm God! 'A few days later, 6 mice are killed in a tragic accident and they go to Heaven.

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God meets them at the gate with the same offer that He made the cat. The mice said, 'All our lives we've had to run. Cats, dogs and even women with brooms have chased us. If we could only have a pair of roller skates, we wouldn't have to run anymore. ' God says, 'Say no more.

' And instantly, each mouse is fitted with a beautiful pair of tiny roller skates. About a week later, God decides to check and see how the cat is doing. The cat is sound asleep on his new pillow. God gently wakes him and asks, 'How are you doing? Are you happy here?

' The cat yawns and stretches and says, 'Oh, I've never been happier in my life. And those Meals on Wheels you've been sending over are the best! 'Saint Peter addresses this guy, 'Who are you, so that I may know whether or not to admit you to the Kingdom of Heaven? ' The guy replies, 'I'm Joe Cohen, taxi driver, of Noo Yawk City. ' St.

Peter consults his list. He smiles and says to the taxi driver, 'Take this silken robe and golden staff and enter the Kingdom of Heaven.

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