I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewellery. (Rita Rudner)By all means marry if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. (Socrates)My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. (Rodney Dangerfield)I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.Whitelabel Dating sites
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(George Burns)Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: Are you the owner?
Definitely. 'I'm not really sad, darling, ' Luke replies, 'it's just that I'm sure everyone yesterday saw that I was wearing a wig.
'A man, his wife and his mother-in-law went on vacation to the Holy Land. While they were there, the mother-in-law passed away.
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