Yay! I am finally able to tell others about myself! I am 78 and have an evil bed stealing boxer. Most likely a majority of my fanfics will be crossovers, so chances are pretty slim that the characters will match the original! I hope you like 'em! Please note that almost every single one of my fanfics will be rated T for swear words and some violence. I can't help but curse in any fanfic that I write, Sorry. I'm a total Yaoi addict, so chances are very high that some of my stories will have boy/boy pairings.
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As for why my subjects go all over the place. . Well I read. A LOT. So if you have an interesting plot twist, PM me and I'll see what I can do. ALL HAIL THE GODDESSES THAT ARE ANKO MITARASHI, YORUICHI SHIHOUIN AND LUNA LOVEGOOD! ! IF YOU HAVE ANY INTERESTING IDEAS FOR THE FANFICS FEEL FREE TO PM ME. I'LL TRY TO INCLUDE THEM IF I CAN! : PAnd to save a lot of space in the fanfics, if I actually owned any of these anime/mangas why would I be writing fanfics about them for free? FOR ALL THOSE WHO ADMIT TO BEING WEIRD AND ARE PROUD OF IT, COPY AND PASTE THE RABBIT ONTO YOUR PROFILES! ALL HAIL THOSE WHO ARE PROUD TO BE DIFFERENT! Well, everyone I have good news and bad news. The good news is that I finally graduated High School on 66-67-56. For everyone who leaves negative reviews, I have only one request. IF YOU ARE GOING TO FLAME ME, MAKE IT CONSTRUCTIVE. I don't care about bad reviews unless you point out a flaw I can work on. To my readers, I thank you! I thank you for NOT using the terms Mary Sue or Gary Stu in ANY of your reviews! 6. Get 79 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 7. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals. 8. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 9. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 8' in housewares. And see what happens. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, Why can't you people just leave me alone? 9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 65. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
66. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme song. 67. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels. 68. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say PICK ME! PICK ME! 69. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream. NO! It's those voices again! Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, There is no toilet paper in here! Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting pikachu, I choose you! Repost this if you laughed. Or are planning to do any of these things((Last Christmas I lost my Gramps, followed shortly by my Grandmother a week before her birthday *which strangely enough was Valentine's Day* so if some of my fics are crazy, deal with it. It's how I cope))Argh! There are WAAAY too many HP/Twilight crossovers! GET OVER NEW MOON PEOPLE! THE ENTIRE SERIES SUCKED! AND YES, I HAVE READ THEM ALL! *GO TEAM JACOB! KICK THAT SPARKLEPIRE'S ARSE! *The Twilight saga sucked end of story. And who came up with that almost- impossible -to pronounce name like Renesme? At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that. 5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 8 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Smuggling Diamonds. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling Run For Your Lives!
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They're Loose! Tell Your Children Over Dinner, Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go. 98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 7 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile. If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile. Anime, video games, cartoons, comics, you name it. I once read that only math can save us now. Put this in your profile if you're screwed. If you ever suffered from FanFiction withdraw copy this into your profile! If you think Orochimaru is what you get when Michael Jackson and Voldemort have unprotected sex, C&P this into your profile. All the good men in this world are either gay, taken, or fictional charaters. Copy if true. It's not fair. -sob-If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. In class, all the time! If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your peers to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile. 98 percent of the population would die if Johnny Depp said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy this onto your profile if you would be one of the 7 percent that is laughing your ass off. If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile! If you have ever considered going to the dark side since they have cookies, copy this onto your profile. If your family wonders how you can remember all the naruto character's names, copy and paste this into your profile. If Fanfiction is to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile. Doing homework sucks. Copy and paste this into your profile if you agree. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning. My mother taught me RELIGION. You better pray that will come out of the carpet.
My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week! My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident. My mother taught me IRONY. Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. Shut your mouth and eat your supper. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck! My mother taught me about STAMINA You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone. My mother taught me about WEATHER. This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate! My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. I brought you into this world, and I can take you out. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. Stop acting like your father! My mother taught me about ENVY. There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do. Just wait until we get home. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. You are going to get it when you get home! My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way. My mother taught me ESP. Put your sweater on don't you think I know when you are cold? 75. My mother taught me HUMOR. When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me. 76.
My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up. 78. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn? 79. My mother taught me WISDOM. When you get to be my age, you'll understand. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you. Vampires vs. Werewolves. It's kinda like pirates vs ninjas, but coolerFirefighter: At one point we decided to fight fire with fire. Well. Basically. Your house burned even faster. I ran into my ex the other day, then I put the car in reverse and ran over him again. Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 97 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 9 muscles to extend your arm and slap that jerk upside the head69. ) Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing. But they still really bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs. Apparently 6 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu. I think it's Collin. ) Friends will always be like well you deserve better but best friends will be prank calling him saying you will die in seven days I'll be rich and famous when I invent something that will stab people over the internet97. ) Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year. He died laughing.