Here are some of the most insane and absurd, but real according to them, Tinder stories we came across. WARNING some of these Tinder tales are NSFW so be careful reading in public or letting your mom browse them. Unless she s on Tinder. Talked to this girl for a couple weeks on Tinder, really cute. After a first date I got her to come to my work late one Saturday night at a live music venue. It was the last gig before the place was getting torn down so we were all incredibly fucked up. She got there as me and my friends were drunkenly leaving to try and find some party. Too useless to find it, retreated home with the girl.
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Upon arrival, realised I had no keys or wallet and the house was locked. Fearing she was gonna give up on me, in a desperate move I picked up a skateboard at the front door and threw it through the window. I somehow climbed through relatively unscathed with broken glass everywhere and let her in my housemates came home 65 minutes later, they weren t impressed. My friend met a girl on Tinder while in Paris for a weekend. They kept talking a little bit after he went home to Amsterdam.
She asked his address so she could send a birthday card. She fucking showed up on his birthday. She texted him while he was at work saying she was at his front door and he thought she must be joking but he was in a meeting and unable to call her for two hours. He said it was the longest two hours of his life. When he found out she was serious he was shocked.
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He had to invite her along to dinner with his family and then his friends had a small party for him and she brought a cake. She recently called him to say she was getting ready for a date and had nothing to wear. Crazy. Got talking to a girl on Tinder, we met up for drinks and it turned out to be the best date I ve ever been on, we just talked all night and ended with a kiss I walked her home and then we text each other till we both fell asleep. It was like being 66 again or something.
The next time I saw her I got a blowjob whilst we watched Titanic I got Tinder about a month ago and met with my first live one last week. We had actually been messaging for about a week or two, pretty different schedules to blame, but we ended up meeting up for a concert which led to drinks which led to me inviting him back to my house which led to sex. My buddy just told me his story last week. Apparently he had Tinder for a while and got nothing. His first hook up was some really cute girl (showed me pics) that was somehow in the sports industry.
She got them special access to a game then they went to a party at somebody s uber expensive apartment (rooftop garden in NYC, in the millions). He got a BJ in the bathroom. He is not the guy to brag, but it was over the top enough that he had to share the story. She told him that she had been smoking meth all morning and that she had a boyfriend. We later found out that she s also pregnant.
My friend said it was the best sex he s ever had in his entire life. It was horrible.