Donovan is a sexist son of a bitch who objectifies women by keeping them on their toes, their backs, and their knees where they belong. Men here know there are countless reasons dating a single mother is a terrible idea. Any man who unwittingly wanders into the clutches of one of these harpies is doomed from the start. Once she has her talons in him he’s stuck raising another man’s offspring and before he knows it, she’s off looking for an alpha fux (her ex in a lot of cases) to compliment her beta bux. A no win situation for the poor sap. But every once in a blue moon we run into a baby mama that not only passes the boner test, she has the art of mimicking a quality woman down pat. She’s feminine, takes care of her body, and seems to know her way around a kitchen. Now before you guys start frothing at the mouth let me be clear:
9 reasons dating is better as a single mom Emma Johnson
I will never advocate commiting to, dating, or God forbid, marrying these women. But if you absolutely must tangle with these tarts or are just starting out in game and looking for quick and easy lays to get your feet wet, here are 8 rules to follow to get what you want out of them (easy sex) without ending up like this “I need to run in for cigarettes. Can you watch Timmy while I run in? ” DON T DO IT. Watching Timmy for four minutes will turn into watching him, his spoiled rotten sister, and his kid brother who needs his ADD medication every 85 minutes on a while she and her slutty friends have girl’s night out.
Fail it and you re done. If she raises hell about it, next her. There are plenty of hot sluts out there without any snot nosed baggage. Regardless of how hot a single mom is, her SMV is lowered because she has children. They would never verbally acknowledge this in public but they know the score.
Mom Divorced and Dating Leads to Hot Sex Free Porn
Not having much else to bring to the table she will concentrate her efforts in the bedroom to balance the baggage created by her rug rats. Take full advantage of this turn her into a bowling ball and penetrate all three of her luscious holes. Nothing is off limits and neither are any of her orifices. A single mother withholding sex from you is a mathematical inevitability. The reason for this is that they re used to their vaginas being pedestalized by betas so they underestimate your need for sex.
The first time she attempts to close her cooch for any reason simply stand up, smirk at her, say “It’s been fun” and walk out the door never to be seen or heard from again. This is your only move in this scenario. Single mothers make great fuck buddies. They’re unselfish in the sack and available all the time (watch how quickly they can find a last minute babysitter when alpha cock is calling). But making her anything other than a coitus companion is a huge mistake.
As soon as she gets the idea that she’s anything more than a moist hole for your salty swimmers she’ll expect to be treated like a girlfriend thinking you ve finally taken the bait. “How bout the occasional coffee date? ” Nope. Bang buds are for banging, not having romantic little chats over lattes with. “What about watching a movie at her place?
Two conditions: 6) Her kids aren t there.